holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now
but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
When a grumbly grump who hates everyone and sees the world as dark and cold and unforgiving loves a sunshiney optimist.
When a sunshiney optimist who sees the best in everyone thinks the grumbly grump is the best thing out of the whole beautiful world.
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ITS OK ILL ON OZS SHOULDERS I CANT DO STILTS
*does a pushup* when will i become bara
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
no pigeons no deal